Thirsty, not hungry

Saw these signs outside a church* the other day. It amused me - drink for the thirsty, but diets for the hungry!

*Sorry picture is small, but it should enlarge for reading if you click on it. 

Think before you speak

When having a rant about a biker turning up at a presbytery meeting, please ensure you know who the new member of your committee is first. Otherwise, they will allow you to dig a big hole for yourself, then tell you who they are.

Because, in this case, they told you the biker was their son-in-law. But only after they've told you it wasn't a Harley they were riding, but a Honda - a Honda Goldwing, in fact. All I can say is "Go Mum!"